Crap On the Net

Blogging.

I guess it ain’t my thang. I tried, guys. I really did.

I just don’t seem to be able to continue or even remotely update my insignificances and trival life matters on an electronically enhanced page.

sad? Well, some people can do it. They can do it for hours on end everyday. Even when they have absoloutely nothing to write about…they write about why they have absoloutely nothing to write.

ugh.

Sorry. Not that all the bloggers out there are stereotyped into this category. If I have stepped on toes, please leave comments. I welcome them.

I guess it is human nature to be compelled to write thier lives in a journal or e-journal as they call it. I just wish i could. do it constantly.

Take now for example. I am writing this and already I feel like just fracking it and close my IE.

I read somewhere once that human’s have this ingrain nature to be testified.  That’s why they get married.  To testify each other lives.  So if the

Well, fook blardy friendster bloggin…takes too damn long to do anything.

I am switching.

Check out new site at http://www.spaces.msn.com/members/drexl, comes equipped with photos and more crap.  Tools to put your own crap there as well. Crap all over if you want. Heck, the more crap, the more happy i am.  In fact, crap spelled backwards is parc…

shhhhh…i’m hunting wabbits.

Which the title suggest…in Latin meaning - "Fall into Water"

Ahak..

As most of you know, I am the very first few non-PBA staff to fall into the Teluk Bahang Dam whilst transcending boats and holding on to a 3CCD video camera..

Here is the story :

Captains Log : Stardate 10.6.05 : Time 16.30-ish

While cruising along in a Marine Police sampan, shooting video of the Penang International Dragonboat Festival competitors during thier practice sessions, an idea formed in my mind.  Wouldn’t it be great to get some actions shots ON the boat itself.

Promptly after that thought popped into mind, we (the concepts multimedia crew) saw another camera-man drenched from head-to-toe, huddled in the MIDDLE of the PDRM team’s boat.

"fuck that…" i said.

But hey! Lo and behold! All the other boat drummers aren’t getting wet!

Idea creeps back

"What if i sat at the drummers seat? No wet get I…"

Along come the Singapore German Dragons…without a drummer…

*pop* idea!

"Dudes! Can i hope on board to video your practice sessions?" say me

"Come on! Your’e welcomed!!" say they.

Now this is where the marine police dreber inches his way close to the front of ze dragonboat…

1 leg accross at the front (and mind you, there is only space for 1 foot) and to my dismay, i find out that me dreber not put on engine.

So, I do the split.

Mind -  "i will be like water…"

SubMind - "Save Camera.."

Body - "Prepare for entry.."

Hand - "Grab on to sampan at last moment and fling camera on board.."

Eyes - "I see sky>boat>sky>water>boat>water…"

Splurge! Camera saved. Cameraman wet. Singapore German Dragons laugh. Own Concepts crew - dillema (to laugh or to help?)

Guess what they chose.

We love the Japanese music, story of the ユンナ
It is born in the Korea Seoul.
Including the piano from at the time 5, it starts singing song with the process which starts repelling.
It starts singing in the big audition of Korea.
It remains in the eye of the Japanese producer who is there.
There is an interest in the Japanese music, starts having interest even in Japanese.
While to designate the Korean language as native language, it draws up the demonstration tape which is sung with Japanese.
That demonstration tape remains at the Japanese record company and the ear of the drama producer of TV station, the Japanese debut of exceptional case and use with insertion song of drama decide.
On September 1st, the drama insertion song " ゆ び drill " release it decides with the Korean language ヴァージョン!
After the fall, real activity starts Japan in base! 

I love this "translate this page" tool you find in Google.  Keeps me laughing for hours.

If you think i am lying : go Google : type "Younha" (cute Korean singer, 16 years and her song in Bleach Anime is awesome) : hit enter : Look at first entry : hit "translate this page"

: instant laugh material :

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in someone’s eye …and laugh.

I love having students…

They make such good stress-busters.

One part Oxygen, two parts Hydrogen…

Water…

How can a simple nessecity for life cause me so much strife?  Well…water = water management = PBAPP = major client = endless deadlines for video’s = strife.

Simple?

For those that know me, griping about PBAPP is a norm.  For those that don’t, I invite you to take the driver’s seat in my lil’ SLK-turbs as we hurtle along a bumpy, slippery road paved with video’s at speeds that will make even astronauts pee in thier suits…

I stare blurry-eyed at my comps, with Tenacious-D blaring at the back by my caffine-guzzling workmate, sound assaulting my ears from voice-overs to soundtracks to Aerosmith to rain on the rooftops to workmates yelling.

Tomorrow, i have to teach some other monkey’s how to do what i do.  Should I wish this upon them? Or should i scream "Get the flying fuck outta here! Fast!"…

It all becomes apparent. I am stressed. And yet i can’t think of doing it any other way…

As I begin to idle on Friendster after uploading some latest photo’s, I realise that the "Create Blog" feature is bugging the shiate out of me.

So, certain clicking ensues and walah! My gawddam first ever blog anywhere on the freaking internet. 

Jeez…this is gonna occupy time…